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Something to make you laugh

02/09/2012

The boss wondered why one of his employees was absent one day but had not phoned in sick.  Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered  “hello.”  “Is your daddy home?” he asked.  “Yes” whispered the small voice.  “May I talk with him?”  The child whispered  “no.”

Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mummy there?”  “Yes.”  “May I talk with her?”  Again the small voice whispered  “no.”  

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,  “Is anybody else there?”  “Yes”  whispered the child,  “a policeman.”

Wondering what a policeman would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked  “May I speak with the policeman.”  “No, he’s busy”  whispered the child.  “Busy doing what?”  “Talking to mummy and daddy and the fireman”  came the whispered answer. 

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the phone, the boss asked,  “What was that noise?”  “A helicopter”  answered the whispering voice.  “What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.  Again whispering, the child answered  “the search team just landed a helicopter.”  Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”  Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle …  “me.”

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